Stamp Out Stupidity!

How dumb can they be? Seems to be no limit.

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Joe Biden, Susan Rice Leap On Hollywood Conspiracy Theory About (Nonexistent) Mailbox Removal in Oregon
Fuzzy Slippers, Legal Insurrection – August 15, 2020
h/t J.J. Sefton’s always excellent M-F Morning Report on A♠

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Biden on USPS at virtual fundraiser tonight, per @hollyotterbein

“They’re going around literally with tractor trailers picking up mailboxes. You oughta go online and check out what they're doing in Oregon. I mean, it's bizarre!" pic.twitter.com/zcd0pzj9Jd

— Johnny Verhovek (@JTHVerhovek) August 14, 2020

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Joe Biden And Taylor Swift Embrace Bizarre U.S. Postal Service Conspiracy
Kylee Zempel, the Federalist – Aug 16, 2020

Joe Biden, Taylor Swift, members of Congress, and corporate media are embracing a bizarre conspiracy theory that President Donald Trump is having U.S. Postal Service mailboxes removed in an effort to obstruct mail-in voting in the upcoming presidential election.…

Postal Service spokesman Steve Doherty told Boston.com that removing the boxes is standard procedure when they become rusted, require paint, get vandalized, or simply need to be replaced. “These trucks are on the street daily,” Doherty said of the flatbeds seen hauling the mailboxes. “They’re part of our field maintenance fleet.”…

More crazy tweets at the Federalist

The explanation — they’re replacing old mailboxes with new ones.
H/t @JerryDunleavy https://t.co/CagaMakX6h

— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) August 14, 2020

This is especially funny, because you can see how defaced and messed up the mailbox is. But, it’s not locked up because it’s inactive for reasons, no, it’s locked up because ORANGE MAN BAD!

Below h/t Joe Mannix on A♠

“I saw a truck full of asphalt. Trump is literally stealing the roads so people can’t go vote.”

“I saw a truck with a DOT number on it driving away with like a dozen cars on it. Trump is literally stealing cars so people can’t vote.” https://t.co/L4AZ1tJH2P pic.twitter.com/ImPLPxD79B

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) August 17, 2020

Below: h/t Two Weeks on A♠
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ICYMI This is a parody of AOC fake-crying at the border wall.

Election 2020 Shenanigans

c/o Jessi Melton for US Congress | @votejessi2020
Since she deleted it, let’s share it for her a few hundred thousand times.

c/o archive.org
h/t Huck Follywood on A♠

Surprise Eyes!

The ai-yi-yi’s have it!

Bill DeBlasio’s riotous daughter, Alexandria Occasional Cortex, David Camera Hogg, and popular squeeze-toy model Adam Shiftless.

Sanpaku is a term used to refer to a particular appearance of a person’s eyes. Specifically, if the white of a person’s eyes are visible either below or above the colored portion, or iris, that person is said to have sanpaku eyes. … Many practitioners of alternative medicine believe that a person who demonstrates yin sanpaku eyes has a physical or mental illness causing the mind, body, and spirit to be out of balance. This belief is supported by the fact that many people who are gravely ill or suffering from substance abuse, depression, or other mental illness, have the whites of their eyes showing below the irises to varying degrees. There is also some medical evidence to support this theory. —Wisegeek

c/o Milo Yiannopoulos on Gab
h/t Laughing in Texas